{"product_id":"funk","title":"Funk","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunk — THCa Hybrid Flower (Indica-Leaning) · 27.60%\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eAtomic-Era Craftsmanship\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eStraight from the school of “no apologies,” \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunk THCa\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is a loud, resin-rich hybrid built for folks who like their flower bold and unmistakable. Organically cultivated and dialed in for maximum terpene punch, this strain doesn’t whisper — it announces itself. Dense, frosty buds carry deep color and serious weight, delivering a heavy, satisfying smoke with staying power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCrack the bag and you’ll know: this one means business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlavor \u0026amp; Experience\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSharp skunky gas leads the charge, followed by earthy diesel and savory garlic-spice notes that hang around long after the match goes out. There’s a subtle creamy sweetness underneath it all, smoothing the edges and rounding out the ride. Rich, loud, and full-bodied — a classic flavor profile done right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eEffects\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eA quick euphoric lift eases the mind, then settles into a deep, steady body calm that lasts. Relaxing without confusion, heavy without chaos — just a smooth glide into nighttime ease. Ideal for unwinding, switching off, or sinking into the couch with intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eAtomic Product Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSolventless Cultivation:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e Organically Grown\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eStrain Type:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Hybrid (Indica-Leaning)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTexture:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Dense, sticky, resin-coated buds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ~25–31%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ~20–26%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e ~27–34%\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Bottom Line\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eLoud nose. Heavy effects. No small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunk\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is built for evenings, seasoned smokers, and anyone who appreciates a strain that shows up strong and leaves an impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1661\" data-end=\"1673\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"2020\"\u003eKeep out of reach of children. This product contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight and is derived from federally compliant hemp.\u003cbr data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eDo not use if pregnant or nursing without consulting your healthcare provider.\u003cbr data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1899\"\u003eDo not operate vehicles or heavy machinery while using this product.\u003cbr data-start=\"1967\" data-end=\"1970\"\u003eSmoking or vaping may be hazardous to your health.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atomic Herb","offers":[{"title":"1.00 Gram","offer_id":42358717415518,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5 Grams (Eighth)","offer_id":42271774474334,"sku":"THCAHybridFlower-3.5g","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7 Grams (Quarter)","offer_id":42271774507102,"sku":"THCAHybridFlower-7g","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14 Grams (Half)","offer_id":42271774539870,"sku":"THCAHybridFlower-14g","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28 Grams (Ounce)","offer_id":42271774572638,"sku":"THCAHybridFlower-28g","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0608\/9110\/3326\/files\/FunkFlower.jpg?v=1770767686","url":"https:\/\/atomicherb.com\/products\/funk","provider":"Atomic Herb","version":"1.0","type":"link"}